Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Love and Wonderment. Except not.

Steven is not a nice guy. He's also not bright enough to notice when I'm insulting him.
HERE IS HIS STORY 

8:17pmSteven
do u think i look like a woman?

8:17pmTrung
ummm

8:18pmSteven
theres no right or wrong answer here, feel free to say eys or no

8:18pmTrung
well, in any other situation, you don't quite look womanly.
But if one were to use solely peripherals or quick glances, as people are apt to do
you do give something of a womanly impression
Does that help?

8:19pmSteven
yes. so far over break 12 diffrent people have called me ma'am or miss
im thinking of being the ebarded lady at a circus

8:20pmTrung
nobody's called you lass or young lady?

8:20pmSteven
no.....maybe if i lost the facial hair

8:21pmTrung
then you'd be a... younger woman?

8:21pmSteven
possibly

8:21pmTrung
it deserves a good ponderin', I bet

8:22pmSteven
that it does




DISCLAIMER: I swear to Buddha I'm not actually this douchey.

2 comments:

  1. lol That's kind of really funny. Is he the sort of guy who appreciates negative attention like that? Because it's like he's totally cool with your subtle insults as long as it gives him ATTENTION! Ohhai? No, I is not a womenz, thx fur askin'.

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  2. OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! He just likes attention!

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