I will not be ignored!!!

Skylar doesn't pay me any attention anymore. Even when we're online, he has this tendency to drift...

So I like to leave him little stories.




Skylar.

I want eggs.

Also

I now have a middle part

It was inspired by Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys circa 1999

It's like I erected a historical monument to the 90s in the form of my... hair

Also

I lost my virginity to my dorm janitor

He was cleaning up the bathroom one day

and he was at a sink

and I kept popping in and out of the shower just to piss him off

and so he finally got so annoyed that he just threw me in the tub

and had his dirty way with me

Gotta say...

it was kinda nice

Plus, I guess I appreciate all that he does for us

I mean, those toilets can get pretty nasty at the end of the day

I am so thankful for the stuff he has to put up with

Now when someone asks me why I randomly had sex with a frustrated janitor, I can say

"Ya know... I'm just doing my part. Just helping a fella out a little."

Or something

I hope you come back and take this seriously at first.


The End.

Hello, Real World. It's me, again, knocking at your window, saying hello, and going my merry way.

Recently, I just had this heavy dose of the real world thrust into my viewpoint.

I recently went to this movie, you see. It was bloody and violent, and the carnage made me tremble. I don't like to watch anything that real because it scares the living daylights out of me. 

This situation is a lot like that. 

I keep having to remind myself that I'm only watching, but I feel like I need to help. I want to help, and I want to make sure everything works out alright in the end, but there's absolutely nothing I can really do. I know this. And it really sucks.

It kind of reminds me what a cushy little life I have going, here. Sure, I've been through enough to get to where I am, but most of the tough stuff was done while I was still in diapers and dinosaur suspenders. I'm in a private university on good scholarships that cover most of my tuition. Whatever's left of my tuition is covered by my parents, so I won't actually have to do any work. In fact, I've only ever worked for my parents, and I'm wholly dependent. 

Where does that leave me in the grand scheme of things? And what will happen when I have to fend for myself?