I will not be ignored!!!

Skylar doesn't pay me any attention anymore. Even when we're online, he has this tendency to drift...

So I like to leave him little stories.




Skylar.

I want eggs.

Also

I now have a middle part

It was inspired by Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys circa 1999

It's like I erected a historical monument to the 90s in the form of my... hair

Also

I lost my virginity to my dorm janitor

He was cleaning up the bathroom one day

and he was at a sink

and I kept popping in and out of the shower just to piss him off

and so he finally got so annoyed that he just threw me in the tub

and had his dirty way with me

Gotta say...

it was kinda nice

Plus, I guess I appreciate all that he does for us

I mean, those toilets can get pretty nasty at the end of the day

I am so thankful for the stuff he has to put up with

Now when someone asks me why I randomly had sex with a frustrated janitor, I can say

"Ya know... I'm just doing my part. Just helping a fella out a little."

Or something

I hope you come back and take this seriously at first.


The End.