Brain Barf: DEFINED

For all of you wonderful, beautiful people who have no idea what I was talking about, please refer to this for all your brain-barfing needs!

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Richie
brain barfing sounds terrible

11:44pmTrung
it's magical

11:44pmRichie
walk me thought it

11:45pmTrung
it starts with cranial hemorrhaging

11:45pmRichie
Thats the Magical part?

11:46pmTrung
no, no
and then the nabisco fairy of infinite gayness comes and beats you repeatedly over the head to get all the blood out nice and clean
maybe it's a different fairy for straight people, but for the gays, it's the nabisco fairy

11:47pmRichie
=o

11:47pmTrung
THEN
the nabisco fairy feeds you CRACKERS

11:48pmRichie
well thats not so bad

11:49pmTrung
well, no
THEN
the magic happens
your brain takes on the visage of a neurotic, weight-obsessed teenage girl

11:50pmRichie
o dear god

11:50pmTrung
And then it becomes bulimic and barfs up all the crackers in the form of sparkly rainbows
Today

11:50pmRichie
...*shock*

11:50pmTrung
AND THEN
Your brain will obsess about the barfing and go into catatonic shock

11:52pmRichie
and your going through that!!!

11:52pmTrung
it's not over!
Afterward, your brain's family and friends come over and decide whether to euthanize your brain since it's in a coma

they all talk about the pros and the cons
AND THEN

they decide to pull the plug
GASPS!

11:54pmRichie
ah

11:54pmTrung
But THEN
your bulimic brain wakes up and rainbow-barfs all over its loved ones!
and that's when the magic happens
You see, the barf

11:55pmRichie
o god i miss you

11:55pmTrung
i bet you do
but the barf...
the barf turns into a RAGING POOL OF LAVA!!!
and incinerates everything, and the brain barf is over

11:57pmRichie
im just in total shock here

11:58pmTrung
one sec
i'm turning this into a note
NYAHAHAHA

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