I am seriously ill... therefore, I succumb to flights of fantasy...

This is what happens when my roommate and I are both deliriously ill.

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Trung

you

i hate that you got me sick

you monstrous bag of plague

ptooey

I digitally spit on you
10:54pmDavid

You know me...

Misery loves company
10:54pmTrung

You be misery
10:54pmDavid

Look who is a clever dan
10:55pmTrung

oh quiet you
10:56pmDavid

You started it, need I remind you
10:56pmTrung

i did not

you were the one who came sick
10:58pmDavid

True but you decided to room with me this year
10:58pmTrung

Yeah, but we determined this long before you decided it was a good idea to contract this virus
10:59pmDavid

Hey it courted the shit out of me first

There were flowers and wine involved
10:59pmTrung

Did it have a penis that could potentially destroy you?
10:59pmDavid

Probably
10:59pmTrung

Then is may possibly be excusable

otherwise, there is simply no excuse
11:00pmDavid

Giant Penis's make everything better
11:00pmTrung

yes

Yes they do.

Unfortunately, between the two of us, we can only say that Richie has first-hand experience of that

seeing as to how he rode the giant golden penis this past weekend
11:01pmDavid

True. But he hasn't gotten sick from either of us...
11:03pmDavid

Perhaps the giant golden penis has medicinal qualities?
11:03pmTrung

Then it is settled

In order to get well, we must appoint a hero to venture forth and claim the medicinal qualities of the Great Golden Penis

in order to restore us to health

This sounds like the plot to a very badly produced fantasy gay porno film

I deem Richie as a candidate to become the hero, clearly.
11:05pmDavid

Okay, who shall be his stalwart sidekick?
11:06pmTrung

Hmmm....

Yes, he must have one

And a magical token of our support, as well.

I could give him a shiny blue packet of lube
11:06pmDavid

Sounds good. Who is the sexiest person we know on campus?
11:07pmTrung

Hmm...

Well...

There's Jeff

But you insulted him by insinuating he was an underclassman

when he came to borrow your belt
11:08pmDavid

I did nothing of the sort! I just assumed that he was there because you offered him help
11:10pmTrung

well, now the sexy man who would have been a great stalwart second-banana is now not on board

heehee

stalwart second-banana

i must giggle at it for i am gay

it is in my nature
11:10pmDavid

How about Justis? He is pretty suave and sexy
11:11pmTrung

He is

But I feel that he may have a tendency to overpower the first-banana
11:11pmDavid

And Richie needs a counter-weight to his adorable clumsy nature
11:11pmTrung

Richie must discover his inner hero on this mission

would Justis be a boon to this end?
11:12pmDavid

It is like Don Quixote
11:12pmTrung

Except...

With the reverse widths

but with the respective heights
11:12pmDavid

Pretty much
11:12pmTrung

They need a steed
11:13pmDavid

Hmmm... I can't see Richie riding ANYTHING though
11:14pmTrung

True.
11:14pmDavid

not even women
11:14pmTrung

perhaps he can wear a lucky sock

A jock sock

Besides

He is on a sacred mission to extract the medicinal qualities from the ?Great Golden Phallus

Riding women is totally out of the question

for YEARS
11:15pmDavid

Too true...but he can't become a Don Juan at the end of the quest then
11:16pmTrung

But he acquires the wisdom of the Golden Penis

He should be set
11:17pmDavid

Ahhh

So he will need to spend formative years in training after he retrieves it then
11:17pmTrung

Yes

He probably needs to ride that thing for a while before he can truly learn and apply its phallic wisdoms
11:18pmDavid

I think I am too sick to truly enjoy this conversation at its peak
11:19pmTrung

Me too

Let's shelve this and giggle about it later
11:19pmDavid

We should send it to richie though
11:20pmTrung

true
11:20pmDavid

You want to do the honors?
11:20pmTrung

Be my guest, good sir.